if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.
but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
I don’t understand why people feel the need to give robots gender ??????? seriously their gender is
why did i think this would be anything else
when u miss the last step on the stairs
Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.
Someone drew that intentionally.
when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once